Joe Parcel-It-Up, the village postman, was walking down the lane coming towards Mincemeat on his way back to the Post Office, after finishing his deliveries for the day.

"Is that your camper van Mincemeat?" asked Joe.

"Yes, we just bought it," replied Mincemeat.

"It's rather posh! Can I have a look inside?"

There were cherry-coloured curtains at the windows, and a thick, pink carpet. Three bunk beds, a small couch, a little kitchen area with a table, three chairs and a cupboard, led to a small bathroom at the back.